Shirts and a cell phone cover I designed for the upcoming Mr. Olympia.

BE JEALOUS.

FUN IN THE SUN!!!
#beartrap

FUN IN THE SUN!!!

#beartrap

A year of progress. But 2013 shall be FULL TILT BOOGIE.

A year of progress. But 2013 shall be FULL TILT BOOGIE.

Because a couple people requested I show a little more leg…

Because a couple people requested I show a little more leg…

Hey, so um… I’m not going to use a scale to tell me how healthy I am.

I’ll use it as more or less of a guideline.

Because… I weigh the same in both pictures.

314lbs.

Yeah, I need to lose more weight, but you can tell there’s a difference here.

Great Scott! He even shaved the pumpkin!!!

Great Scott! He even shaved the pumpkin!!!

GRACIOUS. My lips are fucking HUGE now!

GRACIOUS. My lips are fucking HUGE now!

*WARNING* Destruction of mustache ahead!

That’s right, I shave off my mustache (because I already had a mustache) for Movember. Worry not, it shall return, but in the mean time, I’m doing this to help out the less fortunate.

To donate to Movember:

Anything helps. Thank you for helping me at least raise awareness. I love you guys.

Let’s be serious here, what else would I carve into a pumpkin other than my own sweet sweet beard?

Let’s be serious here, what else would I carve into a pumpkin other than my own sweet sweet beard?

"No ma’am, I don’t believe you see the severity of the situation. I am Gotham’s reckoning, you see and… oh fine, take the damn picture."

"No ma’am, I don’t believe you see the severity of the situation. I am Gotham’s reckoning, you see and… oh fine, take the damn picture."

Shout out to my sister covering up my tattoos for tonight!
#MommyICanGoGetARealJob!

Shout out to my sister covering up my tattoos for tonight!

#MommyICanGoGetARealJob!

Album Art

Tumblr Accent Challenge

  • Your name and username
  • What is the story behind your URL?
  • How old are you?
  • Where are you from?
  • Is it cold where you are?


Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theatre, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope.

  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
  • What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • What is your favourite colour?
  • What colour are your eyes?
  • Do you have freckles?
  • When is your birthday?
  • What was the last thing you drank?

Choose a book and read a passage from it.

  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.

Would you rather:

  • Have a million dollars or a million friends?
  • Eat a taco or a quesadilla?
  • Be a shark or an elephant?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?

End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Workin’ till two like a downright chump!

Workin’ till two like a downright chump!

Accidentally deleted this picture. So here it is again.
You’re welcome.
Sorry I’ve been boring lately.

Accidentally deleted this picture. So here it is again.

You’re welcome.

Sorry I’ve been boring lately.