Whether you recall the 90’s pop culture novelty t-shirt as referenced on The Simpsons, or you’re simply Russell Brand (nooch). Damn near everybody needs to put this garment on their bare skin or just buy it and use it as a stylish oil rag or thin bath mat. Available in a delicious rainbow of colors such as Pizza Sauce Red, Grape Soda Purple, Creamsicle Orange or That One Time Dad Tried To Cook Black.

Buy yours today, ya sicko!