March 2012
169 posts
omnicideinparadise asked: Gas is going up here in FL so I feel you on the broke part. As far as pregnancies go, about 85% of the people I graduated with have had kids since about Junior year till now (graduated in 2010)... The worst part is that most of these girls let themselves get pregnant by scrubs... there goes the gene pool... OBAMA '12
Mar 1st
omnicideinparadise asked: How was your day?
Mar 1st
February 2012
118 posts
Feb 29th
2 notes
Feb 29th
51,779 notes
How in the world does anybody think it's...
First of all: I’m not a fucking dancing clown. 2nd: I tell stories that just so happen to be funny, not knock-knock jokes, you fucking eel. 3rd: I don’t bug you when you’re off work to pump me some gas, chump. 4th: Go fuck razorwire.
Feb 28th
1 note
Feb 28th
382 notes
Feb 28th
95 notes
Feb 27th
1 note
11 tags
Feb 27th
3 notes
Feb 27th
2,425 notes
“Wuzzat, a dragon?”
– My grandfather watching Jaws.
Feb 26th
2 tags
Feb 26th
6 notes
“And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is...”
– Caitlin Moran, How to Be a Woman (via littlekitsch) PREACH.
Feb 26th
8,221 notes
Feb 26th
3 notes
Feb 26th
1 note
Feb 26th
4 notes
Feb 25th
I think that black and white movie is going to win...
Y’know, The Help.
Feb 25th
1 note
4 tags
Feb 24th
6 notes
1 tag
If anybody wants me to draw them as a lantern (at...
Also let me know if yer gonna dye your damn hair… …dammit Leah.
Feb 24th
2 notes
omnicideinparadise asked: So getting myself Immortalized as a Blue Lantern is not out of the Question? :]
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
84 notes
Feb 24th
6,028 notes
Anonymous asked: I find you very talented. I was wondering if you take requests? I wanted to be in a picture as a Blue Lantern.
Feb 24th
1 note
Feb 24th
1 note
Feb 24th
1 note
Feb 24th
Feb 24th
1 note
Just woke up, and I'm stoned stoned stoned stoned...
I wanna skype!
Feb 24th
2 notes
My mom is telling Larry the Cable Guy jokes to the...
I imagine that’s what she’s like when she’s alone. What a rad bitch.
Feb 23rd
2 notes
Your tumblr page is your current self.
Your ‘likes’ page is your primal self. Reblog if this is true for you.
Feb 23rd
4 notes
Feb 23rd
14,479 notes
Feb 23rd
1,485 notes
“Just because something is a quote, doesn’t make it a fact.”
– Max Heron
Feb 23rd
3 notes
n3wlif3 asked: feel better :)
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
1 note
Forget Skype and Instant messaging and iChat, I'm...
Yep. Neocitron’s definately kicking in now…
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
2 notes
Feb 22nd
23 notes
Feb 22nd
23,429 notes
Feb 21st
642 notes
4 tags
Feb 21st
1 note
30 tags
Feb 21st
16 notes
Feb 21st
1 note
I tried Skype for the first time.
And I forgot how satisfying it is to tell people stories before they go to bed. SO MUCH FUN.
Feb 21st
2 notes
All the random-ass music on my tumblr as a... →
Feb 21st
Feb 21st
2 notes
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
3,110 notes
Next time I get shirt money, this shit's all mine. →
Feb 20th