January 2012
99 posts
cecilia-rayne asked: When can we make some passionate love? Kidding! I suck at questions, truthfully but I hadn't talked to you in a while so I figured I'd drop a line. <3
yingbail asked: I had a dream about you last night!
December 2011
75 posts
cecilia-rayne asked: Well hello handsome!
Anonymous asked: Want to be deep in a wet pussy right now? ;)
Anonymous asked: What face did you make when you slammed up your foot?
mementomoryo asked: Hi! I stumbled across your post about that freaky episode of Puttnam's Prairie Emporium, a show which I was so sure nobody else remembered. I vaguely recall being frightened out of my wits by the freaky nightmare-eyeball-puppet-thing in darkness, too! I've found no other evidence of this clip on the internet, so it was strangely comforting (and kind of spooky) to read your recollection.
My beard is big enough to comb again...
and it smells awesome. Like cigars and chocolate.
Watchsweet. fucking. asscrackers.
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Reblog if u have big juicy boobs.
Well, kinda have to, now.
I don't know what makes me more uncomfortable...
Tool music videos or Amanda Palmer music videos. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
Whose cervix do i have to bruise to get some damn...
Why was that sentence one of the last things my brain thought before i went to sleep?
Anonymous asked: What is the length of your penis?
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sassymeow asked: where on earth is Saskatchewan?
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A girl texted me today and asked "Do you know how...
…and instead of saying “No, but I always wanted to try.”
I fucking texted back in my half-awake state,
“I used to, but then I took an arrow to the knee”
She has yet to text back.
Fuck my nerdy brain sometimes, man.
Anonymous asked: Do u want to share a rink burger and box of wine?
Anonymous asked: Ever date a black girl?
Anonymous asked: ur a fag dude.
Anonymous asked: MOTHER OF GOD, I'M DONE MY FINALS. HERON, HIT ME WITH A GIF!
It must be awesome to be Jewish during the...
Nobody tries to steal your Christmas. Santa doesn’t trick you into wearing his outfit, making you become him for eternity. No skeletons leave you demonic toys in the night. Three ghosts (plus the spectre of your dead friend, so technically four) won’t interrupt your entire night and change who you are as a person. An alien wont show up at your door asking you to help it get to the...
Dude, FUCK The Big Bang Theory.
They dress like Hot Topic nerds, they are all obnoxious as fuck and I want to disembowel Kaley Cuoco.
…and that one with the glasses needs to PUSH UP HIS FUCKING GLASSES.
If a newspaper uses an emoticon in its headline,...
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yzzyx asked you:
Singing or dancing? What do you think about before you go to sleep? Weapon of choice? What did you dream about last night? What is your middle name? Aaaaand to make this a naughty questionnaire, list some turn ons. :D
I’m a singing guy, personally. Mostly because I’m at least somewhat good at it. I won awards an’ shit. Not major ones, but still. However, for a big guy, I...
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yingbail asked: What is your favorite flavor of tootsie pop? What movies scared the shit outta you as a kid? Favorite video game system/game? Are you creeped out by insects? What do you find most attractive in someone?
Dear Heart and Brain,
I make the decisions around here.
Signed,
Penis.
Dear girl I have a crush on...
…please accept this boner.
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Help Stop Tentacle Rape NOW...
“Did you know that 90% of all virgin Japanese schoolgirls will be raped by a tentacle monster at some point during high school? Well, it’s true. Whether it’s a squid-like alien, a demon sent from hell, a cyborg gone rogue, or your average, run-of-the-mill superpowered futanari, these teenage girls are losing both their innocence, and their ability to have normal-sized bowel...
I'M SO FUCKING EXITED FOR CHRISTMAS!!!