January 2011
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I just watched Raising Arizona again...
…and as a completely heterosexual man, i simply must say, John Goodman is the sex.
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The Lords Prayer (revised)
irishmonster:
Our father, who warped to heaven, Mario be thy name. Mushroom Kingdom come.Thy will be done to Bowser as it says in the strategy guide. Give us this one up, and let us finish this level, even though our princess is in another castle, and lead us not into a piranha plant, and deliver us to the end of level 8-4
In the name of the Princess, the Toad, and the Super Mario Bros. Press...
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Brr.. It's cold. Yeah man, it's Hoth cold.
…two references. But seriously this fucking province is going to be the death of me. To make me feel a little better about it, I’m from now until spring going to pretend I’m living on Hoth. To help with this experience, I’m changing my page here to mirror the new planet I’m living on. Now to sleep in Tauntaun entrails. G’night.
Here's something i just did. Try it!
1. Go on Tumblr.
2. Search for “sandwich”
3. Scroll down for ten minutes.
4. Curse the day because you have nothing good to compose a sandwich with. It’s 2 a.m. Everything’s closed. Go to bed hungry.
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Over-Plucking My Left Eyebrow
deathbeforedigital:
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is over-plucking my left eyebrow. My lopsided brows are a constant reminder of my horrible mistake.
[Female, 13]
have you ever wished you could punch someone you don’t even know? and who is 13 years younger than you?
Ever. Ever. Fucking ever. Your biggest regret ever. I regret a lot of things. I regret buring down a haunted...
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