Anonymous asked: You tell them, man. Fucking US Weekly motherfuckers.
Probably one of the best responses I’ve ever read.
Anonymous asked: I feel like you are more concerned with your feelings than Ali's... is that really a good way to form a relationship or friendship?
I’m more concerned with my feelings way more than yours.
So here’s a fun idea,
drink glass shavings and set yourself on fire
for trying to make me feel guilty about something that you have no part of.
bend really far over, wrap your lips around your own sphincter, and suck the shit out of your own ass.
What I do with whomever the fuck, does not concern you, nor anybody else. This isn’t fucking Big Brother. The viewers at home don’t have a choice of who they want to stay in the fucking house. This is my fucking life. And with this life, this is what I’m doing. Now, if for any reason, you feel the need to give me an opinion on what I choose to do with it,
Slowly slice open your eyes with a blunt spoon, feed your pupils to a squirrel, and suck a dead rhino’s dick.
Anonymous asked: i'd like to suck your dick while you're blindfolded :3
ooh! Now that would be an adventure.
snorlaxnaps asked: like super gorgeous :3
*In Southern Belle voice*
Oh Snorlaxnaps, you do go on.
*sips sweet tea, fans self*
Anonymous asked: you are a gorgeous man.
Thank you so very much.
I’m really flattered. Legitimately.
memory floodwaters, too many hands
My body is not and has never been any kind of question men are expected to answer and if I have to stab them to remind them of it, I will. I am not open-ended. My body is not an invitation. I’m a complete sentence. For certain dudes I’m a goddamn death sentence. Don’t ever forget that I live my life like I’m the monster waiting in the dark. I strive to be the beast with sharp white teeth. Don’t ever forget that I fight.