alibuttons:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain


What?

nobody say a word

Help me???

I vill visper zis to you later, fraulein.

alibuttons:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

Help me???

I vill visper zis to you later, fraulein.

scarlettespaceprincess:

petertchaikowsky:

nicolejanelle:

This is one of my favorite little comics on here.

Wow, this is exactly how I feel about life.

I have seen this a million times, but I love it still the same. And she has red hair, of course I like it.

(via deathbeforedigital)

asker

Anonymous asked: You tell them, man. Fucking US Weekly motherfuckers.

hell yeah

asker

Anonymous asked: I feel like you are more concerned with your feelings than Ali's... is that really a good way to form a relationship or friendship?

I’m more concerned with my feelings way more than yours.

So here’s a fun idea,

drink glass shavings and set yourself on fire

for trying to make me feel guilty about something that you have no part of.

bend really far over, wrap your lips around your own sphincter, and suck the shit out of your own ass.

What I do with whomever the fuck, does not concern you, nor anybody else. This isn’t fucking Big Brother. The viewers at home don’t have a choice of who they want to stay in the fucking house. This is my fucking life. And with this life, this is what I’m doing. Now, if for any reason, you feel the need to give me an opinion on what I choose to do with it,

Slowly slice open your eyes with a blunt spoon, feed your pupils to a squirrel, and suck a dead rhino’s dick.

Oh!
Oh my…

Oh!

Oh my…

weedandhips:

Rosie Jones.

Aaaand, Abracadabra!The Prestege! There were boobs under there the whole time!

weedandhips:

Rosie Jones.

Aaaand, Abracadabra!
The Prestege!
There were boobs under there the whole time!

(via orgasmotronic)

Recorded on Jay-Z’s iPhone. No amped mic, no reverb. JUST Bey.

…son of a hundred-thousand bitches.

(via roxxieyo)

maxheron:


I wanted to join the fun.

Speaking of shirts, my new shirt site is starting up, and you may see it in its infancy by clicking here!

maxheron:

I wanted to join the fun.

Speaking of shirts, my new shirt site is starting up, and you may see it in its infancy by clicking here!

asker

Anonymous asked: i'd like to suck your dick while you're blindfolded :3

ooh! Now that would be an adventure.

asker

snorlaxnaps asked: like super gorgeous :3

*In Southern Belle voice*

Oh Snorlaxnaps, you do go on.

*sips sweet tea, fans self*

asker

Anonymous asked: you are a gorgeous man.

Thank you so very much.

I’m really flattered. Legitimately.

memory floodwaters, too many hands

handaxe:

My body is not and has never been any kind of question men are expected to answer and if I have to stab them to remind them of it, I will. I am not open-ended. My body is not an invitation. I’m a complete sentence. For certain dudes I’m a goddamn death sentence. Don’t ever forget that I live my life like I’m the monster waiting in the dark. I strive to be the beast with sharp white teeth. Don’t ever forget that I fight. 

alibuttons:

Look what I found. :/

Just in time for Easter!

alibuttons:

Look what I found. :/

Just in time for Easter!

asker

rinther asked: thanks for the weiner. you're the best.

What can I say, I’m a man of the people.

It’s the people’s weiners.